| Season 2 (show/hide) |
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| 22 |
There Goes the Neighbors' Hood | 2014-04-11 |
| Larry must decide where he wants to live when he finds out he's pregnant; new visitors arrive in the neighborhood. |
| 21 |
All That Jazzy Jeff | 2014-04-04 |
| Larry's brother DJ Jazzy Jeff visits in the hopes of bringing everyone home to Zabvron; Amber admits to having a boyfriend. |
| 20 |
Close Encounters of the Bird Kind | 2014-03-28 |
| Marty and Debbie's bowling partners want her off the team; Larry's father sends someone to take over the mission. |
| 19 |
Uncle Benjamin | 2014-03-21 |
| Debbie's estranged mother (Rhea Perlman) invites the Weavers to her timeshare in San Diego so they can meet her newly adopted 10-year-old son; Marty tries to help Abby overcome her fear of the ocean. |
| 18 |
A Night in (Lou Ferrigno’s Hibachi) Heaven | 2014-03-14 |
| Marty plans a date night that isn't what Debbie envisioned; Dick falls for the new baby sitter (Rachel Dratch). |
| 17 |
Balle Balle! | 2014-03-07 |
| A co-worker invites Larry to a traditional Indian wedding; Larry and Jackie get carried away with wedding gift ideas. |
| 16 |
Oscar Party | 2014-02-28 |
| The Weavers decide to host an Oscar party and invite old friends they've lost touch with; the Bird-Kersees hear about the party and decide to help make it a lavish, over-the-top event. |
| 15 |
You've Lost That Larry Feeling | 2014-01-31 |
| Debbie's maternal instincts take over when she hosts her college study group; for the first time, Larry experiences jealousy; Reggie and Amber make a decision. |
| 14 |
Man, Actually | 2014-01-24 |
| Debbie faces a flirtatious professor at school; Amber mourns her relationship with Reggie; Larry and Reggie's Zabvronian cycles leave them emotional wrecks. |
| 13 |
High School Reunion | 2014-01-17 |
| Marty and Debbie prepare for their high school reunion, where Debbie will face her arch nemesis and Marty and his high school band perform. |
| 12 |
Fear and Loving in New Jersey | 2014-01-10 |
| Debbie and Marty give the Bird-Kersees self-defense lessons; Larry wants to build panic room; Jane interrupts Amber and Reggie's date night. |
| 11 |
A Christmas Story | 2013-12-13 |
| When Debbie accidentally spoils Larry's Christmas surprise for Dick, Larry retaliates; Amber and Reggie try to get each other the perfect present. |
| 10 |
Supreme Like Me | 2013-12-06 |
| A rift is caused when Jackie's parents help Debbie and Marty with a burst water pipe; Larry increases his efforts to find a job. |
| 9 |
Thanksgiving is No Schmuck Bait | 2013-11-22 |
| Marty's father visits unexpectedly with stunning news, dashing Debbie and Marty's hopes for an uneventful Thanksgiving; Jackie's parents learn about human relationships. |
| 8 |
Good Debbie Hunting | 2013-11-15 |
| Debbie wants to enroll in business school but first must pass a qualifying exam; Reggie and Amber's relationship is tested. |
| 7 |
We Jumped the Shark (Tank) | 2013-11-08 |
| When Debbie creates a unique purse, Jackie gets them booked on "Shark Tank"; Amber choreographs Abby's dance for a big recital. |
| 6 |
Any Friggin' Sunday | 2013-11-01 |
| Debbie focuses on Amber and Reggie's relationship as football season consumes the rest of the household; Larry tries to replace golf with football. |
| 5 |
Challoweenukah | 2013-10-18 |
| Larry wants to combine his favorite holidays, Chanukah and Halloween; Marty and Debbie are challenged to a costume contest. |
| 4 |
The One with Interspecies F-R-I-E-N-D-S | 2013-10-11 |
| Jackie and Debbie get makeovers by Shirley (Wendy Williams) at Jackie's favorite hair salon; Reggie and Amber bond over nature programming; Dick tries to help Marty get in shape. Guest stars: Wendy Williams |
| 3 |
The Neighbours | 2013-10-04 |
| When the Joyner-Kersee family was cut off financially, Jackie secretly got a job at a Mexican restaurant; Jackie invites her boss over in hope of getting a promotion, but things don't go as planned. |
| 2 |
September Fools | 2013-09-27 |
| After learning about April Fools' Day, Larry plans to prank the Weavers; Jackie helps Reggie try to convince Amber that he isn't interested in his Zabvronian soulmate. |
| 1 |
Family Conference | 2013-09-20 |
| Reggie and Amber tell their families about their relationship; a surprise guest competes for Reggie's affection. |
| Season 1 (show/hide) |
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| 22 |
It Has Begun... | 2013-03-27 |
| During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus receives an ominous call from his grandpa. |
| 21 |
Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems | 2013-03-20 |
| Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way over their heads. |
| 20 |
Sing Like a Larry Bird | 2013-03-13 |
| After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities. |
| 19 |
I Believe I Can Drive | 2013-03-06 |
| Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very unconventional. |
| 18 |
Camping | 2013-02-27 |
| When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal. |
| 17 |
Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird | 2013-02-20 |
| Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head. |
| 16 |
Mother Clubbers | 2013-02-13 |
| Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers. Guest stars: Alonzo Bodden, Ashley Olds, Jay Huguley, Michael Bay, Stephen Guarino, Tim Bader |
| 15 |
Space Invaders | 2013-02-06 |
| The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie. |
| 14 |
The Back Nine | 2013-01-30 |
| The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club. |
| 13 |
Dream Weavers | 2013-01-23 |
| When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story about how they met. |
| 12 |
Cold War | 2013-01-16 |
| When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused. |
| 11 |
The Gingerbread Man | 2013-01-09 |
| Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer. |
| 10 |
Juan of the Dead | 2012-12-12 |
| When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem. |
| 9 |
Merry Crap-Mas | 2012-12-05 |
| Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens already opened all the presents, Larry Bird must save Christmas. |
| 8 |
Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees | 2012-11-14 |
| Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead. |
| 7 |
50 Shades of Green | 2012-11-07 |
| Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party. |
| 6 |
Larry Bird and the Iron Throne | 2012-10-31 |
| Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber. |
| 5 |
Halloween-ween | 2012-10-24 |
| The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea. |
| 4 |
Bathroom Etiquette | 2012-10-17 |
| Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips. |
| 3 |
Things Just Got Real | 2012-10-10 |
| Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends. |
| 2 |
Journey to the Center of the Mall | 2012-10-03 |
| The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions. |
| 1 |
Pilot | 2012-09-26 |
| When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans. |