| Season 2 (show/hide) |
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| 10 |
The Most You You Can Be | 2019-10-11 |
| The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay. |
| 9 |
Ladybomb | 2019-10-11 |
| The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour. |
| 8 |
Pretty in Prison | 2019-10-11 |
| A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise. |
| 7 |
Full Brazilian | 2019-10-11 |
| Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble. |
| 6 |
Eat and Run | 2019-10-11 |
| A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer. |
| 5 |
Finding Magnolia | 2019-10-11 |
| Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign. |
| 4 |
Poison Patty | 2019-10-11 |
| Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister." |
| 3 |
Boomerang | 2019-10-11 |
| Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor. |
| 2 |
Dead Girl | 2019-10-11 |
| While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines. |
| 1 |
Pig | 2019-10-11 |
| Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown. |
| Season 1 (show/hide) |
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| 12 |
Why Bad Things Happen | 2018-08-10 |
| Nonnie and Brick search for Patty when she goes missing. Bob is faced with a seemingly impossible decision. Regina gives Christian advice. |
| 11 |
Winners Win. Period. | 2018-08-10 |
| Patty tries to make amends. The Bobs struggle with how to move forward. Regina believes in Coralee's entrepreneurial plan. |
| 10 |
Banana Heart Banana | 2018-08-10 |
| Bob Barnard leans in to his truth. Patty plans a charity roast in order to raise money for Dixie. Coralee comes up with a business idea |
| 9 |
Bad Kitty | 2018-08-10 |
| Pastor Mike convinces Patty she has a demon inside of her and Christian offers up a suggestion. Bob grapples with his feelings. |
| 8 |
Wieners and Losers | 2018-08-10 |
| Patty has a very important decision to make about her future. Bob's father tells him to save his marriage with Coralee. |
| 7 |
Miss Magic Jesus | 2018-08-10 |
| The ladies get ready for the Miss Magic Jesus pageant and the last-minute Bible trivia quiz. Bob wonders about his connection to Roxy. |
| 6 |
Dunk 'N' Donut | 2018-08-10 |
| Nonnie comes to terms with what she wants. Meanwhile, Patty struggles to decide between two love interests and prepares for her baptism. |
| 5 |
Bikinis and Bitches | 2018-08-10 |
| Someone hacks Patty's phone and frames her for cyberbullying. Magnolia has an idea on how to save the day. Brick has a heart-to-heart with his dad. |
| 4 |
WMBS | 2018-08-10 |
| Patty contemplates what to do with Stella Rose's necklace while also striving to win her first pageant, a mother-daughter event. |
| 3 |
Miss Bareback Buckaroo | 2018-08-10 |
| Bob takes Patty to a pageant in Alabama to meet his former mentor, Stella Rose. Coralee gets an unwelcome visit from her sister. |
| 2 |
Skinny Is Magic | 2018-08-10 |
| After a suspicious fire at a motel, Patty wonders whether she was at fault. She and Nonnie try to solve the mystery on the first day of senior year. |
| 1 |
Pilot | 2018-08-10 |
| Bullied teenager Patty goes to court to defend her fight with a homeless man. Defense attorney Bob sees a chance to redeem himself by helping her. |